The A Plus Poem

It’s 2 am.
What’s that sound?
Oh, my God
My door’s kicked down!

Called 911
Was put on hold
 Sure wish I kept
 That gun that I sold

So good guys beware
For bad guys abound
 What’s in your hand
When YOU hear that sound?

Keep yourself safe
 And always be ready
 With a well oiled gun
 And aim that is steady

Mark your calendar
To learn a new skill
 For less than the price
 Of a hundred dollar bill

The course is a blast
You learn without straining
 Your instructor is John
At A-Plus Firearms Training